SHAPESHIFTInG
ACADEMY
🦋 An astrological immersion into the magic of mutable signs 🦋
Are you. . .
A closeted genius stuck in a rut while creating your own Magnum Opus, even though you always have the most creative & innovative solutions for everyone and their mothers?
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A big-hearted intuitive chasing your own tail in the same job / relationship / place / situation way past its expiration date even though you've experienced vivid visions where everyone involved is 🍭really happy🍭 in their new adventures?
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A visionary with dragon-sized ideas overflowing in your notes app AND YET somehow you couldn’t take the first fetus step towards implementation?
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A deeply respected, lightly-feared leader of the pack who wants to pivot, but worry about the impact on people on your payroll + your loyal fanbase who’s gotten used to your 💋 impeccable delivery 💋?
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If that’s you, then may I suggest. . .
The Magic of Shapeshifting ✨
The Magic of Shapeshifting ✨
WELCOME TO
SHAPESHIFTING ACADEMY
A 6-module adventure to reclaim your inner mutable genius through astrology, energy work, and embodied inquiry
SOUNDS DANGEROUS…
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Even THE eLEmEnTS sHaPeShifT, dearest friends 😱 This morning, when you poured water from the Brita Filter into your cup, didn’t your water shapeshift? When you transfer fire from a lighter into a candlewick, didn’t the fire shapeshift? When you repot your plants, didn’t your soil shapeshift? When the wind accumulates into a storm (scary stuff), didn’t the air shapeshift? Shapeshifting has no morals attached to it. It's a natural phenomenon. And it's time we learn it so we can embrace its perks & know its pitfalls. IN ADDITION! You don't have to identify with being a shapeshifter to practice shapeshifting. I believe that shapeshifting is an ability that everyone can tap into, regardless of how mutable you naturally feel yourself to be. PS - if you don't like the word 'shapeshifting' then swap it with 'pivoting,' 'diversifying,' 'changing,' 'moving,' 'flowing,' 'surrendering.' Does that feel better for ya? If so, full permission to go to town! Shapeshifting as a concept looooves shapeshifting. Mutability is inherently mutable. (ALL THE PUNS) |
Q: WHY BOTHER LEARNING SHAPESHIFTING?
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A: Because you, my friend, know that deep down, you're here to be the DEUS EX MACHINA. |
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You’re here to surprise everyone (yourself included) with unexpected solutions that seems to fall like manna from the heavens. You’re here to drop everyone’s jaws and snatch everyone’s wigs. Coming up with fresh solutions is a skill. It requires you to look at hairy situations from multiple perspectives at once, to wiggle yourself out of stuckness, and then to invite everyone else into a new reality. (Do you see how this is a crucial skill to learn at this time? Hint: Read the news) Shapeshifting trains you to be a better problem-solver. It helps you understand the people and places around you on a deeper level because shapeshifting requires attunement. Paradoxically, this offers you the choice to be a more authentic version of yourself if that’s what you want. Like any skill, it requires time, energy, and devotion. Like any skill, shapeshifting can amplify your avoidant and manipulative patterns. It can also open up the most dazzling, genius, and ENTERTAINING paths to embrace your unique gifts. That’s why we have Shapeshifting Academy (HOORAY!) |
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A: If you identify as a natural shapeshifter, you can always refine your shapeshifting skillz. Effective shapeshifting isn’t always easeful or instantaneous, but it transports you out of the blah-ness of creative limbo into flow and choice.
A: If you don’t identify as a natural shapeshifter, you’ve got a strong spine and tightly-clenched butt, so you can probably benefit from lubricating some of those creaky joints.
All joking aside, shapeshifting can stretch your fixed notions about who you are, what you’re here to do, and how the universe works. Embracing endings, pivots, and multiplicities is a recipe for a rich experience of your full spectrum humanity.
There’s a reason why I called it Shapeshifting Academy (instead of Shapeshifter Academy). Shapeshifting is a skill we all have, regardless of chart placements.
A: Because you want to be your most fabulous multidimensional self. 💁♀️💅
WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRDLY OBSESSED WITH GETTING PEOPLE TO BE MORE MUTABLE, JONATHAN?
This work is deeply personal to me.
From the time I woke up this morning, I kid you not, me & all of my ideas shapeshift 5x before I could even make my morning coffee.
I used to haaaate this shit. “Why can’t I just make up my mind and execute like a normal person?” used to be my inner monologue 88% of the time.
A literal representation of my mind heading into a new direction each time I get closer to completing anything, including this offering.
When I started learning astrology, I found out that my Sun / Moon / Rising, all my angles, and my ascendant ruler are all in mutable signs and I was like...OOHH THAT’S WHY!
Then I started learning Human Design and it turned out that 7 out of 9 of my centers are open / undefined, and I was like...”No wonder I’ve got more instability than a Jenga tower in an earthquake!”
I’ve been an astrologer, a pianist, a statistician, an economist, and a singer-songwriter. If I had a dollar for each time I tumble down a seriously endless rabbit hole, my net worth will be 50x Warren Buffett.
Learning to embrace & hone my shapeshifting qualities has been the most fun, life-giving, full-freak-flag-permissioning part of my journey.
Now I’m ready to distill a lifetime of wyrd obsessions, mystic revelations, and glittering failures into a framework to gently plop you along in your journey.
So, are you ready to shapeshift from. . .
😭 frustrated ‘n bored, looking for the “right answer” 😭
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✨ alive ‘n sparkly ✨ in your never-ending magic carpet ride
✨ alive ‘n sparkly ✨ in your never-ending magic carpet ride
WHAT CAN YOU SHOW ME THAT I DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW?
TL;DR: This is not-so-secretly an applied astrology course. We’ll use the ancient science & and the alien magic that is astrology to learn shapeshifiting.
Here’s the thing you need to know about me upfront: I’m ALWAYS teaching astrology.
You know those really annoying, mildly pushy friends who’s always sprinkling random trivia over dinner at Olive Garden on a random Wednesday night to get you curious enough to finally watch that movie they’ve been harping on for decades? That’s me and astrology.
I also get that learning astrology, despite the best of our intentions, is hard. Please refer to the 50,000 courses, webinars, and online freebies I purchased from Astrology University currently gathering dust in a dank corner of my inbox.
If you, like me, fancy the idea of being nerdy, when in actuality you really just wanna get to the juicy bits, and then apply astrologically-derived ideas into your 3D reality, YOU’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE!
Our guides are the mutable signs (Pisces, Gemini, Virgo ‘n Sag) plus their traditional rulers (Mercury and Jupiter).
We’re gonna do class discussions, energy work, self-inquiry, tapping into the wisdom of our bodies, and all that gud stuff.
Studying mutability is CENTRAL to shapeshifting, for reasons that are probably pretty intuitive, but we won't totally get into all the technical details here (it will be fully explained inside the course though, he he).
✨ ready to play?
✨ ready to play?
GIMME THE
👇 SPECIFICS 👇
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Let’s kick things off with the context, the backstory, the “Previously on your life…” We’ll explore the mythologies and lores around mutability and see how Jupiter can lend a giant helping hand to navigate the ever-changing dance of reality.
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Change doesn’t happen when you’re standing still.
As stewards of transitions, movements, and all things slippery, Mercury is your guy when navigating shifty grounds. We’ll study how to connect with Mercury’s hotline.
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Now that we’ve set up shop with Jupiter and Mercury, it’s time to dive deep into the ocean of Pisces.
To be mutable is to be liminal. To be liminal is to fall through the cracks and to make a home in the shadows.
We’ll untangle the wounds around our mutability and start to see it for the gift it truly is.
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It’s time to bring out the brainpower. In this module, we’ll dissect how we use our mutability—whether it’s helping us, holding us back, or an intelligent distraction tactic we’ve set up so we don’t have to see the hard stuff. No judgment, just curiosity and exploration.
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Mutability becomes a service when we know how to read the room, the vibes, the energy. We’ll explore tools to better understand our environments and to respond from a place of truth rather than fear.
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Finally, we bring it all together. Virgo energy is all about practice, devotion, and making sure we don’t blow up our lives unnecessarily. We’ll talk about how to implement mutability with devotion, restraint, and care.
Each module contains approximately 2.5 hours of materials – lectures, practices, discussions, and additional resources.
There are also 3 additional office hours where juicy questions were asked by your fellow shapeshifters.
Yasss! GIVE ME THE
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STILL GOT QUESTIONS?
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If the descriptions at the top of the page fit you, chances are you're in the right place!
Generally, I'd say you'll like this course if the idea of practicing mutability appeals to you.
This course will be a balanced exploration of intellectual concept and embodiment practices.
You can also check out my podcast, Healing The Spirit, to see if my vibe is for you or not.
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It can be. We’re not gonna focus on foundational aspects of astrology, but if you’re either: A) looking to deepen your lived experience & understanding of astrology, or B) curious about the wisdom of mutable signs, I’d say you’ll like the class.
If you want to learn how to read charts from the ground-up or how to analyze transits, we won't be doing that here.
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Yeap. I love working with individuals on becoming the most mutable-fluent versions of themselves. I recommend checking out my 3-month coaching container or my single session offering.
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WHAT YOU’LL GET
6 X 120+ min |
Live classes of thought-provoking discussions on mutability, mindblowing tidbits from my research, journaling prompts, as well as embodiment & energetic practices. |
3 X 60 min |
Office hours recording where fellow participants asked questions, shared their work and experiences with practicing mutability in their lives. |
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Learning resources and prompts to help with implementation. |
Lifetime |
Access to all the materials & the eternal joy of living your one precious life as a technicolor, dynamic being. |
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ENTER YOUR MUTABLE ERA
E.H., Creative, Artist, Mystic
This was a WILD ride. It called me in at the 11th hour and Jonathan referred to us as feral unicorns. Epic, incredible people. Appropriately, my experience opened with the bang of technicolor dreams. I’m not even clear yet about all that happened. My adventures are going to keep unfolding long after the course is over…and I hate that it’s over.
Z.P., Artist & Writer
The main thing that I absolutely loved in this container were the meditations. And I was so grateful they were not the traditional ones of just rooting into the earth and noticing our breath (honestly those kinda give me anxiety, as someone with a highly sensitive nervous system).
I most especially loved the meditation where we experienced ourselves in various locations in relation to our bodies. I got so much out of this and think it is an important experience for people to have for many reasons. Mainly, I feel like it helps us understand each other better and have more compassion for each other. Not everyone experiences the world the same way (for different reasons) but I feel it develops self awareness and compassion. In my culture (both andean and amazonian, and also even my africana ancestral traditions), experiencing disembodiment is a useful tool. And it helps us to better understand the way the universe works and feel less scared of the unknown and chaos of life and the cosmos.
The other most sacred thing for me was being able to witness and connect to others who feel affinity with the shapeshifting experience. I have felt like an outlier and outcast (misunderstood and all that) for most of my life. I'm in a very different place with that now. But it still never stops amazing me how validating and welcoming it feels to be in a space of people who are also in some way different.
Overall, I also really like that you're eccentric and out of the box. I believe that people who are eccentrics or outliers tend to be more connected to reality than those in the supposed mainstream.
B.C., Writer, Photographer, Community Builder
Shapeshifting can feel foreign to people who are more in tune/need of stability and continuity, but change is the fundamental constant of life (hello, Octavia Butler!) so just about everyone can benefit from getting more in touch with this.
The container felt supportive, welcoming and nurturing. I took it entirely asynchronously and still felt part of the collective body created for the container. The pace felt correct - just the perfect a amount of input to deliver a lot of aha! moment, get me thinking the whole week without being overwhelming.
Jonathan has a calming, loving presence and goes about the material in a very gracious way, a making room for what wants to come through. The impression I had was of an incredibly knowledgeable and sensitive person and facilitator that treats the wisdom of shapeshifting as a beautiful offering to everyone in the room. No wonder the weekly calls were called rituals!
M.S., Musician & Astrologer
Damn, I absolutely loved being a part of this container.
What comes up now is ... an appreciation for mutability, but also the ways in which it plays with fixedness; learning so much about the incredible dragonfly and how little it's changed, from an evolutionary standpoint, over a very long period of time ... and how it hasn't needed to change much because it's already so skilled at being mutable.
Something else that was powerful to me is the wisdom in the statement Be Nothing, Do Nothing .... Sitting in and with Nothingness is so essential in being able to experience Anything. Or Everything, as hungry Dragon seems to desire.